Buddah

What is up with that glimmering gold statue of that obese guy with huge earlobes in those crazy chinese restraunts? That crazy dudes name is Buddah and there is a reason he is always smiling gayly at you. He is a symbol to Buddhists like Jesus is to christians.

Buddah is the all knowing enlighted one. In following the four noble truths and the eight fold path he has reached Nirvana. Nirvana is a state that is free from any mind-contaminants such as lust, anger or craving; a state of perfect peace. For Buddhists the goal in life is to become Buddah, for you see, Buddah is not actually a person, he is a goal. He is nirvana, he is enlightenment, he is happyness, and he is fat. That facinates me that the Buddhist have an Avitar for the one thing they are living for, happyness, enlightenment, and truth.